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Starring:
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jesse Ventura, Sonny Landham, Bill Duke, Elpidia Carrillo, Carl Weathers, R.G. Armstrong, Richard Chaves, Shane Black, Kevin Peter Hall
Directed By:
John McTiernan
Written By:
Jim Thomas, John Thomas
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Predator (1987)
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Movie Review by BillyBob
November 12th, 2007
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Who us,predators!!??
Ok... All joking aside,folks,but I honestly can't figger out who the hell in this Hollywood-fiasco flick is supposed to be the actual 'Predator'. Of course,I'm talking about the predator that this movie is so stupidly named after. I know this won't make me at all popular with certain cry-babies and fans of America's most beloved son-of-a-Nazi(Arnold),but if I were pressed to make a decision I'd put my dough on Dutch(Arnold) and his troop of ruthless monkeys. Yeah,they're the real predators here. I mean,when you take an actual body count,Dutch and his Dildos,literally slaughtered more people by far then did the alien with the wormy hair and fingernails so long that it couldn't properly manipulate its' own hi-tech gadgets. Ho-hum. This creature has got to be one of the corniest Stan Winston creations that he's ever slapped together. And,boy did he ever slap this one together. It had the face like a friggin' roadkill Porky Pig.
So,here you have Porky,the predator,coming to earth to collect a couple of trophies. Which just happen to be human skulls. So,what? Don't human predators go out into the woods/jungle all the time to collect skull trophies!? They may not be human,but it's all the same to me. It's just 'cause the skulls were human that it didn't make it right. If you turned the situation around and sent some earthlings to another planet and they took the skulls of the most dominant species on that planet as their trophies that would be justified,that would be ok. Right!? But this movie's message is that humans can kill as many humans as they want,for whatever reason they choose. But if an alien being does the same damn thing than it is labelled a no-good,scum-bag PREDATOR!!!! And it must be destroyed at all costs.
Boy,oh,boy, is this mother ever a stinker. But what could you expect from big-budget bucks and no brains?
On a side note.......The soundtrack for this farty flick was,without a doubt,some of the most irritating music I've ever heard. It was constantly too loud and kept inexplicably building all the time,creating a false sense of horror and suspense. Sheesh!! Talk about annoying to the max!!
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