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Starring:
Johnny Depp, Rob Morrow, Emily Longstreth, Tony Azito, Hector Elizondo, Dody Goodman, Leslie Easterbrook, Andrew Dice Clay, Karyn O'Bryan

Directed By:
George Bowers

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Private Resort (1985)
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Movie Review by Zara
May 9th, 2007

Silly Sexless Sex Comedy

For those of you who love Johnny Depp, this is the movie that you have to add to your list if you haven't watched it already. No, it's not because he gives one of the best performances of his life in the film, demonstrating what he would become in the future.

Nope, it's simply because you get to see his young, bare ass.

This is a funny example of a sex comedy. Sure, there's plenty of nudity (male and female alike) and suggestion of sex to happen, but there are never any scenes showing people getting it on. Hell, there's very few moments when people are even shown kissing, the natural precursor to sex about to happen.

For that reason, while there is an abundance of t*ts and ass in the film, I still find it to be a rather sweet flick to watch, made during the last few years of film innocence, before everyone went and ditched the fantasies and started acting all realistic.

If you've got to be silly, this is the way to do it. Not mind blowing stuff, but hey! It's Johnny's ass!

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Lisa
May 9, 2007 6:56 AM
 
And we who doesn't want to catch a glimpse of young Johnny's ass.....I'm sold, another one to the list.
Zara
May 9, 2007 9:47 AM
 
I actually used the "Watch it Now" feature on NetFlix and watched it at my computer.

B Movie Ben
May 9, 2007 7:48 AM
 
I see we have Leslie Easterbrook from the Police Academy series, too. It's on my list.
Zara
May 9, 2007 9:46 AM
 
She's f*cking adorable in it.

Zombie Boy
May 9, 2007 12:00 PM
 
I've watched a few minutes of this, here and there, over the years. Since I am not a fan of Mr. Depp's ass, I'll just keep it like that.
Zara
May 9, 2007 12:43 PM
 
You also get to see Rob Morrow cheese his way through his film debut (and you actually see more screen time of his ass than of Johnny's). It's actually an amusing flick for other reasons.

Penny
May 11, 2007 3:22 AM
 
OOOO Johnny's ass sounds good to me!

Terrence
May 12, 2007 9:28 PM
 
Wait, wait, wait a minute! So this film gets 3 and half stars, but 'Coming to America' only gets 2 stars!?! OH COME ON!!!!



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