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Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)
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Movie Review by Andrew
September 28th, 2007
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Beyond Stupid
This movie is only called "Part 3" because it takes place on Halloween. Having nothing to do with the Michael Myers mythos or Haddonfield, Illinois, the story revolves around a popular series of Halloween masks that, when a certain commercial is played on TV, kill the person wearing them and turn their heads into a pile of snakes.
Yeah.
Not only will you have to put up with this absurb plot, but the jingle for the Silver Shamrock company (who makes the masks) plays about a dozen times throughout the film and will be stuck in your head for days.
"Eight more days till Halloween, Halloween, Halloween... Eight more days till Halloween... Silver Shamrocks"
It's enough to drive a person insane, which have been the plan all along. If you are lucky enough to mute the song whenever it plays and watch the rest of the film, you may find yourself wondering why every kid in America just HAS to have one of the 3 masks the company makes, since the masks themselves are very generic (a skull, a pumpkin, and a witch) and don't really fit with any of the costumes shown... but I digress.
Terrible in all aspects, this movie has been largely wiped out of the Halloween continuity and forgotten by most fans. It is, for the most part, completely unwatchable, even for the purpose of making fun of it.
Avoid.
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