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He Knows You're Alone
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Starring:
Don Scardino, Paul Gleason, Tom Hanks, James Rebhorn, James Carroll

Directed By:
Armand Mastroianni

Written By:
Scott Parker

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He Knows You're Alone (1980)
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Movie Review by Zombie Boy
April 2nd, 2007

Guess what?

This film completely sucks. Are you surprised?

I shouldn't really review a film that I haven't seen in a few years, but I felt a need to comment on this one, but not so badly that I would watch it again. It was bought on VHS when I lived with this girl for a while, and she took it with her. Too bad, so sad (not really). I remember the one time we watched it, and we waited and waited for someone to be alone. And then someone finally was alone, and still nothing much happened. Avoid.

Oh, and Tom Hanks is in it for about a nanosecond. Blink and you'll miss him. Not even good for let's-make-fun-of-the-big-star-in-his-early-days purposes.

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Zombie Boy
Apr 2, 2007 10:22 PM
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Hello, typo :)

I thought one could edit one's reviews?
Zara
Apr 3, 2007 12:26 AM
 
Nope. Although that might be a feature in the future after some site revisions.
Tim
Apr 3, 2007 3:38 AM
 
you can edit your reviews by clicking review on the movie that you have reviewed.....it will then ask you if you want to edit the review you have already done......
Zombie Boy
Apr 3, 2007 6:37 PM
 
Done. Thanks!
Tim
Apr 3, 2007 10:12 PM
 
no problem dude let me know anything I can help with!

Zara
Apr 5, 2007 10:22 PM
 
Heh. That's funny. I should have known all of that editing stuff.

I feel so inefficient. f*ck it all.



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