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The Exorcist (1973)
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Movie Review by BillyBob
October 31st, 2009
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HEY, DEMON-CHILD, HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!
Favorite Movie Quote: "Do you know what your c.u.n.ting daughter did?"
"Your mother sucks cox (sic) in Hell!"... So, is that really the best line that the possessed, little brat (aren't they all?) in this flick could've possibly come up with to say?... Yep. It seems that it is so.
And - Yeah - OK - The above line is offensive enough as it is - But it's really not that offensive - It's not - Considering who the hell it was that was speaking this line.
Like, wouldn't it have been a whole more offensive to the priests, and to Christianity, in general, if Regan had said - "Your mother sucks cox (sic) in Heaven."? I think that would've been a more appropriate thing for her to say. 'Cause that would have made the act of coksucking (sic) taking place in Heaven, which puts it right on the Christians' own precious, untainted (they think) piece of turf. And that would have been more like what I would've expected a truly demon-possessed person to say.
And, you know - I was really-really hoping that Regan would say totally nasty, blasphemy-type stuff like - "Jesus is an ass-licking f.a.g.got!" - and/or - "The Virgin Mary is a fart-sniffing w.h.o.r.e!" - and/or - "God is a pus-faced asswipe!" Yeah. I wanted to hear the little, devil-girl say stuff like that. But, of course, she didn't.
I also wanted to hear the possessed Regan do something like quote direct passages from The Bible and expose these passages for what they really are, a pack of lies and total bulls.h.i.t. Yeah. I wanted her to really blast The Bible, big time. But, again, she didn't frickin' do that, either.
So, in my opinion - Because Regan's demon was such a God-Fearing, little coward THE EXORCIST just wimped out, as far as I'm concerned. This 'Suck-Of-An-Antichrist' didn't go anywhere near to doing the full 10 yards of 'so-called' demon-possession. And she should have.
All THE EXORCIST ended up being was just a pile of bile and glop spewed out (ad nauseum) right into our faces, and that was that. Yuk!! What a frickin' mess!
In a supposedly 'God-Hating' flick like this one, it isn't 'Actions' that speak louder than words, it's more like the other way around. 'Cause when it comes to the likes of typical Christian hypocrisy - The pen is always-always-always mightier, than the sword.... Oh, yes, it is.
Anno Domini.
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