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Directed By David Zucker
Written By: David Zucker, Lewis Friedman, Myrna Sokoloff
Cast: Kevin P. Farley, Kelsey Grammer, Geoffrey Arend, Robert Davi, Jon Voight, Jillian Murray, James Woods, Chriss Anglin, Dennis Hopper, Travis Schuldt, Leslie Nielsen, Nikki Deloach, Atticus Shaffer, Jesse Heiman, Oliver Muirhead, Kevin Sorbo, Steve Monroe, Nadine Ellis, Cameron Goodman, Courtney Fleming, Shanna Olson, Mary Hart, Scott Bailey, Meggan Anderson, Julian Berlin, Arlo Hemphill, Marcy Goldman, Cocoa Brown, Fred Travalena, Sammy Sheik, Carlton Wilborn, Brian F. Durkin, Wolfgang J. Weber, Caleb Campbell, Simone Lotter, Coco Leigh, Spencer Knowles, Tyler Farrell, Dana Lyn Baron, Jack Kelly, Brad Carr, Troy Christian, Katie Gill, Brian Jones, Taylor Mills, Trace Adkins, Bill O'Reilly, Benton Jennings, Kristen De Luca, Holly Sherman, Pete Ilarius, Joel Shock, Pleasant Wayne, Joey Luthman, Adalia Braydon, Hannah Cowley, Cristy Joy Slavis, Ryan Van de Kamp Buchanan, Shane Brewer, Simone Bargetze, Hiroshi Ueha, Bobbie Bates, Laura Fremont, Anthony Marciona, Kaleigh Kennedy, Jenna Vogeler, Anna Osceola, Tyler Jacob Moore, Randall Bosley, Camille Grammer, Vicki Browne, Allen Lee Haff, Brent Lydic, Bill Posley, Deanna Webb, Robert Pierce, Chrisanne Eastwood, Susan Deming, Sabine Varnes, Sean Rogers, Lu Parker, Tyler Strother, Susan Brock, Kelly Frazier, Christy Williams, F. Lee Reynolds, Fabrizio Villasanta, Mell Flynn, David M. Tran, Blane Savage, Oren Rehany, Christopher Jenkins Holmes, Brandon Alter, Rebekah Crane, Joanna Repsold, Steve Spiro, Jerry Trent, Cheryl Baxter, Peter F. Tegan, Durrell Nelson, Jimmy Fisher, Steve Monvoisin, Marc Oka, Darren Dowler, Scott C. Roe, Serdar Kalsin, Marlies Pinto, Stefán Mávi
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An American Carol (2008)
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Movie Review by Jarrod October 4th, 2008
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'An American Carol' is a pathetic attempt to ridicule the far-left, but it does not do any favors for the far-right, either, and even while enthusiastically endorsed by Bill O'Reilly, it shows conservatives like him as being stupid, arrogant bullies, who hypocritically criticize others for betraying or trying to stifle constitutional freedoms, while doing precisely the same thing themselves, in addition to tossing around accusations of anti-Americanism and borrowing from a classic Dickens story to show how one radical liberal has a change of heart and learns to love his country.
That liberal is, of course, Michael Moore, or rather, Michael Malone, played by Kevin Farley, the brother of late comedian Chris Farley, but who possesses only a fraction of his talent and goofy infectious charm. Farley does bear a striking physical resemblance to Moore, but misses the mark completely in how he chooses to characterize him. Michael Moore is not an idiot, as this film suggests; his "documentaries" are a lot funnier and smarter than anything we see here, and when he makes fun of and sharply criticizes the Bush administration, his arguments actually have a factual basis, even if they make become polemical rants. Moore's last feature was Sicko, in which he had traveled to Cuba to compare its health care system to that of the United States. He concluded that Cuba's was better, because it was more inclusive and affordable. He never spoke favorably of Fidel Castro, nor did he express any positive sentiment for Communism.
One gripe is that the quality of the health care in Cuba is significantly lower and Castro's policies have led to a brain drain, with doctors and other professionals fleeing the country and migrating elsewhere, hospitals that are understaffed and underfunded, so even if people may not have to pay much (if anything) for medical costs, they may not receive especially good treatment. 'An American Carol' shows Moore/Malone returning from Cuba, working on a new project entitled "Die You American Pigs". While in Cuba, he apparently became friends with Castro, and ignored all of his human rights violations, in an effort to make Cuba look like a better place to live than the US. He bashes America along with Rosie O'Connell (Vicki Browne), an obnoxious loudmouth who maintains that radical Christianity is no worse than radical Islam, much to the disapproval of O'Reilly (playing himself), who dismisses everything she says as nonsense.
Malone is the primary focus, though, and he will be visited by a number of historical figures, who will show him just how great America is, and instill him with pride and patriotism. He is visited by John F. Kennedy (Chriss Anglin), General George S. Patton (Kelsey Grammar), and George Washington (Jon Voight), all of whom are presented as Republicans of one stripe or another (it is hard to say how much Washington would have in common ideologically with modern Republicans, but nonetheless). There are also appearances from Mussolini (Randall Bosley), Hitler (Benton Jennings), and Neville Chamberlain (Oliver Muirhead), and perhaps I am not the only one who thinks there are distinct similarities between certain aspects of conservatism and fascism, but O'Reilly compares liberals to Nazis on occasion, and there are few in the world who are more of a fascist than Ann Coulter.
'An American Carol' is deficient in terms of wit and humor; the performances are shamefully over-the-top, misguided and clueless. Most surprising is that this movie comes from David Zucker, who helmed the best comedies from the 1980s, Airplane and The Naked Gun, brilliant and hilarious spoofs that allowed him and his collaborator Jim Abrahams to replace Mel Brooks as the undisputed kings of parody. Zucker, I am guessing, is not a conservative by nature, but that would hardly matter, given that such a flimsy, poorly conceived attempt to make liberals look like morons would have to be half-hearted, a more passionate conservative would have tried harder. Though this is more or less harmless, I do find it insulting that Moore is typically portrayed as someone who does not care about the troops, and tries to undermine them by not supporting the war in Iraq. Moore does care about and respect the troops, which is why, like other prominent liberals and a few conservatives like Ron Paul, he wants to end the illegal and immoral debacle that repeatedly puts them at risk and has already killed thousands of them, not to mention lots of innocent Iraqis.
The recent vice-presidential debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin also got at this, Palin said that Obama's exit strategy and withdrawal plan would amount to putting up a white flag of surrender, oblivious to the idea that America does not always have to win, and sometimes should not win, depending on the nature of the war we are fighting. We deserved to lose in Vietnam, just as the Soviets deserved to lose in Afghanistan, and I think we should admit that we have lost in Iraq, and have stirred up ethnic and religious tension that will likely result in terrible bloodshed when we do leave. Saddam is out of the picture, which is a good thing, and there has been some democratic progress, more than I expected, but Iraq is ready to fall apart at any moment, with no brutal dictator to hold it together, and much corruption on our part and that of Iraqi politicians. The future is uncertain.
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 | Larry Oct 5, 2008 12:42 PM
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| Jarrad... you are exactly why this movie was created. American Carol is the same kinda 'goofy' slapstick humor in movies like 'Airplane,' 'The Naked Gun,'' and 'Scary Movie.' The target audience is the same... and for what it is, it's funny. It may be a little tacky, but gets its point across. This movie has the same type of humor you have enjoyed in the past... you don't see that it's funny because you're so... um... intolerant:)... |
 | Bart Oct 5, 2008 10:24 AM
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You call that a review? I love this quote from you..."America does not always have to win, and sometimes should not win, depending on the nature of the war we are fighting...We deserved to lose in Vietnam...".
That was a war we fought to stop the spread of Communism, the same thing you say Moore isn't trying to do. Your words are traitorous. You should be thankful you live in the U.S. where the government doesn't hang people for speaking their mind...yet! If only we had democrats like FDR these days that would put people like you into concentration camps in Texas until the war is over, with all the other potential enemies of our country.
That's hilarious! You actually defend Moore against claims of being unpatriotic, as if he were anything but unpatriotic. I can understand how you could feel this way though, since you seem to think that surrendering is the patriotic thing to do. What a moron you are.
A close friend of mine actually worked for Moore on all three of his propaganda films and I have more respect for her than you, but then again she does live in NYC, so it's probably not very hard to hate America when you live in such a place. Did we deserve 911 too?
The second dumbest thing you wrote has to be (and it was hard to choose) was "I am not the only one who thinks there are distinct similarities between certain aspects of conservatism and fascism, but O'Reilly compares liberals to Nazis on occasion, and there are few in the world who are more of a fascist than Ann Coulter."
Here's a quick history lesson:
NAZIs are/were Socialists (National Socialist German Workers' Party).
"The National Socialist German Workers Party (NSDAP) was originally a small party focused on the success of Fascism. When Adolf Hitler joined, and began speaking to large crowds, NSDAP grew."
Fascism, Socialism and Communism are all different levels of the same ideology,
a dictatorial government, higher taxes and less individual freedom, the same thing that liberals like you feel so tingly about. It's idiots like you that want to blame America first for everything and feel guilty for our success. We are the country that ended slavery, it was under a British flag that slaves were brought here. Wake up!
I was just looking for a review, I haven't even seen the movie. The funny thing was, I expected to see a liberal rant from some nut job out there. Thank you for fulfilling my expectations. Hollywood used to be very patriotic, and Senator |
 | Bart Oct 5, 2008 10:27 AM
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| Joe McCarthy was right. GFYS scumbag. |
 | Rhoda Oct 5, 2008 12:58 PM
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| I have just read your review of An American Carol. You have a great deal of knowledge about this movie as well as actors and actresses, as well as of other movies. I bet you see lots of movies. Your review was quite interesting and would like to comment about your last paragraph, which is only my opinion. I am an American citizen and very proud of the U.S.A. When the U.S.A. enters other countries, it is because we, as a nation, have personally been attacked (i.e. Pearl Harbor, 9/11, etc.) or other governments have asked us to help them. Sometimes we enter countries to keep the U.S.A. safe, and that is why we entered Iraq. But in any event, I feel sorry for the fact that throughout your educational life, you were taught by teachers who did not give you history lessons but rather instill in you his or her opinions about our various battles for Freedom and the true meanings of why we entered wars or conflicts. And none of us would be here today without battles and wars. Anyway, I don't think you would want to live anyplace else on earth because the freedoms that you know and share here would end. You would never dare talk against another government because they would put you away for the rest of your life, and only after instilling cruel and inhumane atrocities on you. Anyway, you are entitled to your beliefs, even though they are liberal and I am not. I don't feel you have any patriotism because of your statement "we deserve to lose...". We always have to win because we are the greatest country in the world. I think you should spend some time either in China, or perhaps Africa, or perhaps Cuba, to see what it feels like not to be able to express yourself the way you have in your movie comments. May GOD always bless America and keep us safe. |
 | Shaniza Oct 5, 2008 1:03 PM
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Maybe Michael Moore is not stupid, really; but neither is George Bush, Dan Quayle, or Sarah Palin....That's the wrap they get constantly from Hollywood that the public will in time buy into if hammered constantly by the mainstreem press.
They show is funny as much as SNL... |
 | Tim Oct 5, 2008 1:24 PM
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Jarrod,
I think its a great review and thats why I like places like this that everyone can have their opinion and express it.. |
 | Don Oct 5, 2008 3:37 PM
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Jarrod,
Your the typical leftist that would rather see this country apologize to the world for being free and a Superpower. It is ironic that we doi not need to apologize for LEFTISTS like yourself. I am a Viet Nam Vet and you are the typical leftest interested in your opinion only. You are the type that spat on us returning from a War that the politicians lost.
You cannot relate to folks like Sarah Palin because you were probably handed everything in life and don't know what work or struggle means.
If I were you I would move to Cuba or even better maybe Bolivia, its a nice place this time of year. Maybe visit their prisons (they might like some of you).
An Coulter would run circles around your ideology (probably the reeason for lashing out at her). Unfortunately you cannot understand honor, courage, patriotiusm, and other characteristics foreign to leftists. Visit Arlington sometime and appreciate the sacrifice for you Sweet Lib Ass.
Maranatha |
 | Guy Oct 5, 2008 6:03 PM
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A liberal slamming a conservative movie! What a surprise.
By the way, when Mike Moore endorsed government controlled health care he in affect endorsed communism and by extension Fidel Castro.
It is wrong to take money from the person and give to another for any reason; our own government is no exception of course.
If you want good health care then pay a good doctor what he is worth. |
 | J Oct 5, 2008 6:35 PM
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| It's obvious that Jarrod will vote for the Socialist Obama. I will definately go see this movie after reading this loser's review. His hero, Michael Moore is full of crap. If you want socialized medicine like Canada and England has, you are either stupid or ignorant, if not both. In Canada it takes weeks for an MRI, 10-14 months to get a mammogram (even though their mother died from breast cancer), 1.5 years (and still waiting) to see a cardiologist. These are facts. My wife is from Canada and her family continues to tell us of the crappy lack of care there. |
 | Don Oct 5, 2008 7:05 PM
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Cute, but circular in your argument. The world will criticize us for our sins. I suppose you are judge and jury (the very thing you protest). America does a lot of good, do you acclaim that? I've been overseas and seen the good displayed by America (bags of flour and spaghetti machines) in orphanages in the most unlikely places. You do not criticize the America I know to our enemies (this is embolding). To me, sure but to the world, YOUR WRONG.
Sure we make mistakes but as I experienced (Jane Fonda to wit) people like you who to our enemies and validate the criticisms in their very presence. They are the types responsible for incalculable deaths and beatings.
What you do not understand is that the enemies we have want people like you for their propaganda and you always produce.
Iraq was sympathetic to the very terrorists that attacked America. That is a fact! Many currently identified were medically treated and harbored in Iraq. Getting your news fron CNN or PMSNBC?
Islam is a violent religion. Muhammed was a warrior and intolerant of any other religion or following. Maybe you could donate your head to hang from a bridge in Baghdad to show your sympathy to Al Queda.
Back to the movie folks this fool is brainwashed.
You seem to know a lot about the closet. |
 | Christy Oct 6, 2008 6:56 PM
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| You are definitely a socialist liberal. This movie made it's point. Gotcha... |
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Oct 9, 2008 10:02 AM
... can you say "baaaah"