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Cloverfield
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Starring:
Mike Vogel, Lizzy Caplan, Jessica Lucas, T.J. Miller, Michael Stahl-David, Odet Jasmin

Directed By:
Matt Reeves

Written By:
Drew Goddard

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Cloverfield (2008)
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Movie Review by Lisa
April 18th, 2008

I can't believe this sh*t made the theatres

I'm tempted to say that this is what happens when you throw a sh*t load of cash at a "Blair Witch Project", however I feel that that would be an insult to the "Blair Witch" chaps after all they made something interesting with not a lot of cash, and the first time I watch that film I was intrigued.

For me "Cloverfield" was an exercise sh*te acting, and carefully crafted designer shaky camera work.... yes, yes, yes, I get it was suppose to be like that, but it still sucked ass. The acting was piss poor at best and the dialogue was riddled with "What the hell was that!" and a whole bunch of "Oh my God, did you see that sh*t!".

I have several 4 letter words to describe my feelings towards this movie and I'm just glad I got to watch this movie for free, and didn't get suckered into paying for this kinda crap.

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Zara
Apr 19, 2008 12:43 AM
also wrote a review of Cloverfield
 
You were even more harsh than I was. I felt more this way about BLAIR WITCH than about this flick, which had occasional funny moments, even if it was just to laugh at the stupidity of the characters.



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