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Starring:
Josh Pais, Trent Moore, Lenny Von Dohlen, Ashley Springer, Leslie Dawn Forsyth, John Hensley, Jess Weixler, Jess Weixler, Hale Appleman, Paul Galvan, Julia Garro, Kristen Gabrielle Green, Ava Ryen Plumb, Amber M. Rogers, Angela J. Rogers, David E. Rogers, Jessica A. Rogers, Timothy L. Rogers, Taylor Sheppard, Nicole Swahn, Hunter Ulvog, Adam Wagner, Kiri Weatherby, Vivienne Benesch

Directed By:
Mitchell Lichtenstein

Written By:
Mitchell Lichtenstein


 
Teeth (2008)
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Movie Review by B Movie Ben
May 21st, 2008

Don't piss her off!

Favorite Movie Quote: "Well, don't worry. I'm not going to bite ya!"

For men, this is the horror movie of horror movies. This is one mythological story that I would probably been better off not knowing.

The story line and acting were nothing to write home about. It started off slow, and didn't pick up until it was almost over. Jess Weixler did a credible job in the lead as someone who was cursed, but confused.

It definitely caused some Freudian anxiety as the castration occurred and the penises lay on the ground. The incident with the dog was particularly funny.

You better watch out because now we have someone out there that can turn in on at will and if you piss her off...

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