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Starring:
Josh Pais, Trent Moore, Lenny Von Dohlen, Ashley Springer, Leslie Dawn Forsyth, John Hensley, Jess Weixler, Jess Weixler, Hale Appleman, Paul Galvan, Julia Garro, Kristen Gabrielle Green, Ava Ryen Plumb, Amber M. Rogers, Angela J. Rogers, David E. Rogers, Jessica A. Rogers, Timothy L. Rogers, Taylor Sheppard, Nicole Swahn, Hunter Ulvog, Adam Wagner, Kiri Weatherby, Vivienne Benesch
Directed By:
Mitchell Lichtenstein
Written By:
Mitchell Lichtenstein
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Teeth (2008)
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A horror film about a girl which has a vagina that can bite off fingers and penis's. Sounds cool enough to watch.....probably why someone bought it since this showed at Sundance. One of the worst films I ever saw. The editing, script, acting, plot, story, special effects and even the gore is just horrible.
I rated it a little over a 1 just for the thought. A girl is raped and never unstands that her "nu-nu" it weird because ironically enough her textbook that shows the females organs is covered up. So she gets a thirst to kill from the rape incident and starts luring guys to stick fingers and penis's into her so that her "nu-nu" can rip them to shreds. I dont like horror comedies anyways and this one just goes overboard. You would probably enjoy Leprechaun 6 better....with Ice T. Everyone compares this movie to I spit on your grave, another classic B horror film about a woman that was raped hunting down and killing the attackers. I mean i can respect low budget films but when I spit on your grave aka Day of the Woman is a better movie from 1978 then a new film is then you know that you blew it. I wouldnt pay a nickel of your money to see it again.
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 | Lisa
Jan 7, 2008 2:11 PM
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| I shal heed your warning Don.... although the prospct of a movie that contains a killer vagina does sound a lil bit amusing. |
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May 12, 2008 5:13 AM