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No Vacancy
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Directed By
Marius Balchunas

Written By:
Marius Balchunas

Olek Krupa, Lolita Davidovich, Timothy Olyphant, Christina Ricci, Ryan Bollman, Steven Schub, Joaquim de Almeida, Patricia Velasquez, Graham Beckel, Gabriel Mann, Rhona Bennett, Rhona Bennett, Tracy Tutor, June Velar, Tracey Minner, Micaela Lockridge

No Vacancy (1999)
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Movie Review by Zara
July 25th, 2007

They airbrushed the F*CK out of Ricci's face

Things to note: This was one of those few movies back when Ricci looked like an adult but hadn't turned into a walking pile of bones. She's got hips, she's got t*ts, she's got more sass.

Hey Lisa... you want a movie where Timothy Olyphant looks painfully, deliciously hot? This is that movie. DA-YUM!

This is low budget and it's supposed to be. Centered around a cheap motel and the crazy inhabitants, the look of the production adds to the overall charm of the film. It's also chock full of lame dialog and stupid humour, something that is perfect for a quick watch, especially when you factor in that this clocks in at a light-weight 84 minutes (and that's if you watch the credits).

There are some moments that are better than others and even though I really love cats, I still thought the ending was hysterical. What that is, you'll have to watch it to find out.

The movie is currently available for viewing on NetFlix's "Watch it Now" feature.

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Jul 25, 2007 8:51 AM
MMMM I do like the lips and hips Ricci. If only they could do someting about that forehead....:}

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Jul 25, 2007 9:16 AM
I like Ricci. I'll look for this.

Jul 25, 2007 9:21 AM
Oh I am so on it ....Ricci gets on my t*ts these dayz but I can't resist a nice slice of Olyphant.

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