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Starring:
Courtney Thorne-Smith, Larry Miller, Raquel Welch, Jack Plotnick, Jack Warden, Estelle Harris, M. Emmet Walsh, Jack McGee, Glenn Shadix, Fred Stoller, Taylor Negron, Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson, Mystro Clark, Mystro Clark
Directed By:
Alex Zamm
Written By:
Al Septien, Turi Meyer
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Chairman of the Board (1998)
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Movie Review by Seth
February 9th, 2007
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Oh, someone stick a f*cking ice pick in my face!
What's worse than Carrot Top? How about a Carrot Top movie! This piece of crap was out of theaters faster than Rosie O'Donnell on a pudding hunt.
Carrot Top stars as an inventor of stupid inventions. There's a surprise. He makes friends with an old man who leaves him his multi billion dollar corporation when he dies, which ironically happens a week later. Carrot Top invents a tv dinner that has a real tv inside. Stupid antics happen. The movie goes bad. Blah blah blah blah
I am a lover of films and have respect for film makers. That being said, don't watch this pile of garbage. This movie makes the Larry the Cable Guy movie look Oscar worthy. This movie flat out, no questions asked, sucks. I mean it blows! I mean, it's really really bad. It's an hour and a half of my life that I will never, never get back. The pain and suffering that resulted for me when I watched this festering pile of horse feces will haunt my nightmares for years to come.
Chairman of the BORED!
Everyone involved in this movie should die a horrible wattery death.... well, except Courtney Thorne Smith, she's pretty hot.
Seth
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 | SHAYNE
Feb 9, 2007 10:08 AM
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| THIS LOOKS LIKE GARBAGE... I WOULD RATHER TAKE A NAP. |
 | Zara
Feb 9, 2007 10:26 AM
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| But Raquel Welch was in it! That must mean it's at least... screw it. The movie is complete crap. |
 | Lisa
Feb 9, 2007 2:54 PM
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| 30 minutes was all I could watch and even then I almost kicked my own ass for watching that long......Carrot get right on my t*ts, he one of thoes guys you could beat to a bloody pulp and have absolutley no remorse. |
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