Epic Movie Review by Tim (1.5 Stars)

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Starring:
Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge, Jayma Mays, Crispin Glover, Tony Cox, Hector Jimenez, Darrell Hammond, Carmen Electra, Fred Willard, David Carradine, Kevin McDonald, Faune A. Chambers, George Alvarez, Crista Flanagan, Tad Hilgenbrink, Jim Piddock, Vince Vieluf, Lindsey Kraft, Jareb Dauplaise, Danny Jacobs, David Lehre, David Lehre, Gregory Jbara, Katt Williams, Nick Steele, Kenny Yates, Daniel Joseph, Taran Killam, Jillian Grace, Masha Lund, Olivia Hardt, Britten Kelley, Heather Storm, Irina Voronina, Michelle Lang, Sabi Dorr, Mike Grief, Mary Castro, Roscoe Lee Browne, Joe Gieb, Arturo Gil, Ricardo Gil, Michael Lee Gogin, Joseph S. Griffo, Pancho Moler, Mark Povinelli, Jon Simanton, David Steinberg, Kevin Thompson, Keith Diorio, Monica Ford, Dave Gist, Kevin Hart, Vilayna LaSalle, Phillip Sanchez, Scott L. Schwartz, Abe Spigner, Dana Seltzer, Jill Latiano, Dane Farwell, Kahshanna Evans, Rico Rodriguez, James Walker Sr., Cordele Taylor, Alla Petrou, Jill Latiano, Shawn McDonald, Lauren Conrad, Brennan Thomas, David J. Catching, Jesse Hughes, Brian J. O'Connor, Gene Trautmann, Jeremy Rowley, Qiana Chase, Sara Jean Underwood, Zee James, Ginny Jones, Arielle Vandenberg, Audra Lynn, Brooklyn Freed, David Whatley, Ron L�roy, Thomas Van Tassel, Paul Zies, Ronald Lee Clark, Mighty Mike Murga, John Tamaki, Richard Steelo Vasquez, Megan Hiratzka, Samantha Lee, Philip Albuquerque, Jaime Burgos III, Oren Michaeli, Frankie DeMiranda, Chadd Smith, Anwar Burton, Pollyanna Salas-Uruena, Darko Belgrade, Lichelle D. Ebner

Directed By:
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Written By:
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Epic Movie (2007)

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Movie Review by Tim

July 20th, 2007

Who wants to play with Willy?

Favorite Movie Quote from Epic Movie :

Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!
Willy: That's actually the sewer line.

You know I gave this film a chance out on a whim. Date Movie was horrible the first time I watched it. Then only because it was on cable I ended up watching it several more times and I liked it better. It took me a view times to catch all the jokes. So Epic movie looked cool from the preview...notice I said cool not funny....I was hoping they saved the humor for the film.

This film aggravated me to a level that a film has not done in a long time. My biggest problem was that I did not like The Chronicles of Narnia and the skit that they do of that movie might as well not be a skit. It is WAY too similar to the actual film and it annoyed the sh*t out of me because its one of the longest skits in the film. They should have just copied the script line for line because the jokes that they did try to put in where so not funny that it made you, the viewer feel awkward.

Not many good things to say about this film EXCEPT I thought that Crispin Glover was brilliant as Willy Wonka....so brilliant that I almost wonder if he could have done better in Charlie in the Chocolate factory over Johnny Depp. I have always been a Crispin fan I wish he was not so wacky so maybe he would get some better roles.

I think I would rather sit through Alexander again then have to watch this utter garbage...but who knows when it comes on cable I'm sure at 4:00 in the morning it will be the best thing on.

Avoid at all cost and even if its in the $5.00 movie bin do not buy....unless you want a new coaster.

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