Epic Movie Review by Chris (0.5 Stars) | MatchFlick
Left Header Right Header
Header 3a   Header Right End A Header Right End B Space
Header Left 3b
Movie Reviews Columns Now on DVD Now Playing News
FREE Membership Member Login About MatchFlick  FAQ's MatchFlick Friday
Steal of the Day
Christmas Shoes DVD
$14.98
$4.99
The Steal of the Day is offered by MatchFlick's DVD partner, FamilyVideo.com.


 

Member Login  [help]
 
 
 
 
 
Membership
 Join for FREE
 FAQs
 About MatchFlick
 Privacy Policy
Popular Movies  [more]
 Fight Club
 Pulp Fiction
 Eternal Sunshine
Popular People  [more]
 Johnny Depp
 Tom Hanks
 Natalie Portman
Member Trends
 Horror Club
 Reviewer Stats
Movie News
 Current News
 News Archives
Message Board
 Go To The Forum
Columns   [more]
 Box-office 20 Qu...
 Mutants On Parad...
 Dr. Karma's Holi...
 Until Watchmen A...
 COLUMNS ARCHIVES
Contests
 GUESS THAT SCENE
Syndication
 RSS FEEDS
  
MatchFlick Member Reviews
Epic Movie
6 reviews

review this movie

read all reviews

Movie Details

All Movie Info

Starring:
Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge, Jayma Mays, Crispin Glover, Tony Cox, Hector Jimenez, Darrell Hammond, Carmen Electra, Fred Willard, David Carradine, Kevin McDonald, Faune A. Chambers, George Alvarez, Crista Flanagan, Tad Hilgenbrink, Jim Piddock, Vince Vieluf, Lindsey Kraft, Jareb Dauplaise, Danny Jacobs, David Lehre, David Lehre, Gregory Jbara, Katt Williams, Nick Steele, Kenny Yates, Daniel Joseph, Taran Killam, Jillian Grace, Masha Lund, Olivia Hardt, Britten Kelley, Heather Storm, Irina Voronina, Michelle Lang, Sabi Dorr, Mike Grief, Mary Castro, Roscoe Lee Browne, Joe Gieb, Arturo Gil, Ricardo Gil, Michael Lee Gogin, Joseph S. Griffo, Pancho Moler, Mark Povinelli, Jon Simanton, David Steinberg, Kevin Thompson, Keith Diorio, Monica Ford, Dave Gist, Kevin Hart, Vilayna LaSalle, Phillip Sanchez, Scott L. Schwartz, Abe Spigner, Dana Seltzer, Jill Latiano, Dane Farwell, Kahshanna Evans, Rico Rodriguez, James Walker Sr., Cordele Taylor, Alla Petrou, Jill Latiano, Shawn McDonald, Lauren Conrad, Brennan Thomas, David J. Catching, Jesse Hughes, Brian J. O'Connor, Gene Trautmann, Jeremy Rowley, Qiana Chase, Sara Jean Underwood, Zee James, Ginny Jones, Arielle Vandenberg, Audra Lynn, Brooklyn Freed, David Whatley, Ron Léroy, Thomas Van Tassel, Paul Zies, Ronald Lee Clark, Mighty Mike Murga, John Tamaki, Richard Steelo Vasquez, Megan Hiratzka, Samantha Lee, Philip Albuquerque, Jaime Burgos III, Oren Michaeli, Frankie DeMiranda, Chadd Smith, Anwar Burton, Pollyanna Salas-Uruena, Darko Belgrade, Lichelle D. Ebner

Directed By:
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Written By:
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Buy on DVD
 
 
Epic Movie (2007)
email this review to a friend

Movie Review by Chris
July 21st, 2008

The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White b*tch of Gnarnia.

I have no idea how anybody in their right mind could enjoy Epic Movie, directed by Jason Friedberg and Adam Seltzer. Recently we have gotten three sequels to the first Scary Movie, we have had Date Movie and Meet The Spartans, none of them being considered good at all. If I have to give my opinion, I would have to say that there parodies being released by both Jason and Adam have to stop because it is actually ruining the names that films like Naked Gun and Airplane have given to the parody genre. I believe that with every recent parody film made, I have lost hope for the future of the comedy genre in whole. One man is saving this though and his name is Judd Apatow, but his movies are actually funny.

Epic Movie goes ahead and parodies such films as Pirates of The Carribean, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of The Rings, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory and many many more. The film opens with the parody of the oh so horrible Davinci Code, I actually think this small parody is better the the whole Davinci Code film, which isnt saying to much. Right from the start we see that the film barely attempts at trying to make its audience laugh. Mostly every gag joke or celebrity slap is the same thing we have seen in every other parody movie released. Though a few chuckles came out during the movie, I never seemed to have been enjoyed one little bit through the enitre drawn out hour and a half.

When we get to see them make fun of Narnia, or Gnarnia, the movie begins to get horribly unfunny. We get to see the White b*tch, a horribly unfunny name, and everything sinks down to the "I cant even smile" level. When we see the parody of Harry Potter, I finally gave up on the entire movie in whole and just sat there and stared at the middle of the screen for the remaining time of the film.

Epic Movie could be one of the worst and most unfunny movie ever made. Its not even a stab at funny and just a large waste of time.

email this review to a friend

Comment on this Review:

Sorry, you must be a member to add comments to reviews.

Join or Login.


Subscribe to MatchFlick Movie Reviews through RSS



  RSS | Privacy Policy | Terms of Use | About MatchFlick® | Press | Contact Us | FAQs
Partnership and Advertising Opportunities | Movie Database | Merchandise

©2004-2008 MatchFlick®. All rights reserved.
©MOVIE IMAGES ARE COPYRIGHT PROTECTED AND THE PROPERTY OF THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS