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Directed By
Richard Clabaugh
Written By:
Phillip J. Roth, Chris Neal
Cast:
Robert Englund, Casper Van Dien, William Zabka, Dana Barron, Wil Wheaton, Jenny McCarthy, Sean Whalen, Gary Grubbs, Scott Williamson, David Bowe, Keith Coogan, Chris Owens, Frayne Rosanoff, Sara Mornell, Theo Nicholas Pagones, Frayne Rosanoff
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Python (2000)
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The incredible bath towel!
What could be the greatest feature of this movie?
Could it be the creepy performance of Robert Englund (soon to be seen in Zombie Strippers)? He is always enjoyable.
Could be be the wacky performance of Jenny McCarthy (soon to be seen in Wieners)? She just can't seem to keep her head on straight.
Could it be the interruption of a lesbian camping trip by something long and mysterious?
No, the best feature of this movie was the towel that Theresa (Sara Mornell) somehow got and wrapped around her after the Python did a Psycho and interrupted her shower. When baby shampoo and a rubber ducky didn't stop the snake, which no one else seemed to be able to escape. She manges to grab a towel and get it wrapped around her while the monster was attacking, get by the snake, run through the basement and the house, get in a car, drive speeding down the road with the snake on her tail, crash the car and run into the rocks - and she never lost that towel!
Other than that, it was pretty lame and predictable.
Skintastic Moment: Quick glimpses of Sara Mornell's left boob in the shower before some idiot flushes the toilet and ruins the show.
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 | Zombie Boy
Jul 18, 2007 10:18 PM
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| I assume it wasn't written by the Portnoy's Complaint Phillip Roth :) |
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