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Directed By
John Stockwell

Written By:
Michael Ross

Josh Duhamel, Melissa George, Desmond Askew, Beau Garrett, Olivia Wilde, Max Brown, Raul Guterres, Andréa Leal

Turistas (2006)
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Movie Review by Movie Addict
October 24th, 2007

Hostel for Dummies

This is a movie for all those teens who can't figure out how to see Hostel. It is not recommended for anyone over the age of 18 unless you just like seeing young girls run around in bikinis.

First, why would anyone set a movie in brazil without showing any Brazilian beauties? Maybe, because those who are attracted to this film don't even know where Brazil is, or they think the girls in the film are hotter. That's like comparing a hot dog to prime rib.

About those "stars": "Las Vegas," "Alias," "The O.C., "Grange Hill," "Crossroads." Not exactly Oscar material.

And, puleese do those guys like to whine: Finn (Desmond Askew): I hate this! I don't like it at all. I like beaches, and drinking and girls. In all the ads, they say "Come to Brazil. We've got beaches and drinking and girls." They don't say, "we've got vicious angry mobs that chase you into the jungle." Over 50% of this film was swimming in the water. It would only requires 60 seconds of cutting to play on USA. There was absolutely nothing scary about it.

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Oct 24, 2007 5:55 PM
yes I had high hopes for this Hostel rip off, it started off right with plenty of sex and beer and then it just got boring. Im going to watch Hostel 2 within the next few days Im hoping that its better.

Ben check out a movie called High Tension........its great.
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Oct 24, 2007 8:09 PM
Will look for it.
Oct 25, 2007 3:04 PM
High tension is a f*cking awsome movie....you gotta see it you just gotta Ben
Movie Addict
Oct 25, 2007 3:06 PM
I ordered a copy yesterday.

Oct 25, 2007 3:05 PM
I actually didn't mind this movie so much, it wasn't great but it wasn't so bad either.

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