Casino Royale Review by Lark (0.5 Stars)

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Starring:
Daniel Craig, Judi Dench, Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen, Jeffrey Wright, Giancarlo Giannini, Simon Abkarian, Ivana Milicevic, Ludger Pistor, Claudio Santamaria, Isaach de Bankole, Tobias Menzies, Tobias Menzies, Clemens Schik, Caterina Murino

Directed By:
Martin Campbell

Written By:
Paul Haggis, Neal Purvis, Robert Wade

Casino Royale (2006)

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Movie Review by Lark
June 15th, 2008

This is not really a review

I do not get James Bond movies.

The End.

OK, no, not really....but um....I just must be an idiot or something. I always thought James Bond was a...character? But turns out it's just a code name or some such bullsh*t? Many different actors playing actually different characters that all act and talk the same, and have the same name??? WTF.

OK, I'll admit it. I am a woman. Maybe that's it? I was annoyed from the word 'Go'....I like some action sequences as much as the next guy, but I require some modicum of plausibility. OK, and his fabulous womanizing? Gag me with a stick. I think Daniel craig is about as attractive as a Manatee. OK, perhaps that's a tad harsh....but I gotta say...he doesn't do it for me. His face is shaped like a triangle, his body isn't that great, and he oozes arrogance like pus.

Meh. No more Bond for me.

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