Employee of the Month Review by Jeffrey (0.5 Stars)

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Starring:
Dane Cook, Jessica Simpson, Efren Ramirez, Tim Bagley, Andy Dick, Brian George, Marcello Thedford, Danny Woodburn, Sean Whalen, Harland Williams, Dax Shepard

Directed By:
Greg Coolidge

Written By:
Greg Coolidge

Employee of the Month (2006)

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Movie Review by Jeffrey
January 29th, 2007

Disneyland for Masochists

I remember I had this dream once, and it was really quite awful. Let me just tell you a short version of it. I dreamt I was in this rock band, and during a rehearsal I got so sh*tfaced that I pissed and sh*t myself. The dream bandmates weren't too appreciative of this (no wonder our band sounded like Coldplay), so they threw me out of the studio. Following that, I had to walk home, smelling like a mobile sewer, only to discover when I got home, that my entire family was hacked to pieces. The last part of the dream included me wandering around aimlessly, totally distraught, and then bungee jumping. The cord broke, I died, but the dream didn't end before I hit the ground, I actually died. So I got to see all my brains leaking out my skull onto the pavement, and everyone puking around me. The rest of the dream included horses....but yeah, it was a rough one.

STILL, I'd rather relive that dream every night, for the rest of my life, then watch Employee of the Month again. I've already wasted enough of your time so lets be succinct here. Problems:
1.Dane Cook isn't funny in general, but here he's downright boring. At least his standup comedy, while horrible, generated a reaction from me. He presents absolutely nothing interesting or unique here.

2.Dax Sheppherd isn't funny either, while Jessica Simpson is actually becoming worse as an actress since Dukes of Hazzard. Yes it's possible, yes it's torturous to see the de-evoloution.

3.It's not me even just stating a comedic preference, the movie doesn't even really try to be funny. So the romantic angle, does that work? Nah, Cook and Simpson hardly share any scenes together, oh, until the obligatory romantic crisis scene toward the end of the movie.

Nothing about this film is worthwhile, it's a giant piece of sh*t, wholesale places aren't like that, and you have serious problems if you like this movie. If you are sane, and didn't, then don't associate with anybody who does. There are institutions for those types.

Ps, I tried to give it zero stars, but the site wouldn't let me.

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	Zara Jan 29, 2007 8:26 PM also wrote a review of Employee of the Month
Come on, tell us what you really think. (It wouldn't let me give SILENT HILL zero stars either.)

	Zach Jun 1, 2007 12:54 AM
Yea i hated Jessica to shes friggin fugly I hate her!! I don't think Dane is funny either and since the site wouldn't let me give it zero stars either I didn't waste my time on a review

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