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Kill Bill Vol. 2 (2004)
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Movie Review by BillyBob
August 3rd, 2009
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THE BLOOD-SPLATTERED BRIDE - REVISITED
OK.
If Beatrix Kiddo really (and I mean 'REALLY!') wanted to escape from Bill, then why the hell did she only go to El Paso, Texas? Eh? Why?
Like, C'mon!
We're talking here about Beatrix Kiddo and her sworn pact and direct involvement with a ruthless, national, criminal organization called 'The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad'.
The way I see it - If Beatrix (aka. Black Mamba) had really, truly wanted to break away (like she claimed that she did) from that slimy octopus, Bill, with his all-reaching tentacles, then she (along with her unborn baby and soon-to-be hubby) would've, at least, had the frickin' sense (being the survivor that Beatrix was) to, like, high-tail it over to Europe, or Australia, or wherever.
But for Beartrix to just shuffle on over to bloody El Paso, and hope that she'll be safe there - Now, that was just plain dumb-dumb-dumb.
And - Since when did Miss Beatrix Kiddo ever-ever do anything dumb? Eh? Since when?
Apart from that total bit of TARANTINO-Style nonsense - I found that about the only time that this godawful flick ever came to life was during the episodes of extreme violence. The rest of the time the story (if you can call it that) was incredibly flat and, yes, boring.
I also found Bill, the little snake-charmer, himself, to be an absolute arsehole to the 10th power, and a stinking hypocrite, too.
Bill got off way-way too easy with his 'done-in-a-minute' death. Bill most surely deserved nothing less than a slow, painfully-prolonged death, one slow, torturous second at a time.
This final spectacule of Bill's death was where this TARANTINO-Fiasco Flick wimped out to the max.
And - To add insult to injury here - I thought that it really-really sucked, big time, when Bill spoke that stupid, cliched line - "Natural Born Killer". Like, as though he, himself, had just thought that one up on his very own. Yeah - As though.
I'm tellin' ya - That "Natural Born Killer" crap was the last straw. It was the one thing that broke 'Kill Bill's' back.
Volume 2 was an utter cash-grab, rip-off courtesy of our beloved, little QUENTIN TARANTINO.
And - That's the undisputed truth!
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 | Lisa
Aug 6, 2009 1:39 PM
also wrote a review of Kill Bill Vol. 2 
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I take it you're not a Tarantino fan... each to their own, I enjoyed the film however I reckon they coulda fit it all into one movie.
FYI Beatrix Kiddo was not Copper Head she was known as Black Mamba. |
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