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Jersey Girl (2004)
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Movie Review by Seth
January 31st, 2007
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Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
Well I guess it's bound to happen to every director. I'm a Kevin Smith fan, ya know. I even liked Vulgar (The clown rape movie). But what the hell was this? Since Jersey Girl came out and tanked, Kevin has continued to blame it's failure on the Ben and Jen thing. No no no, Kevin. You made a bad movie. Don't get upset, it's ok.
Oh lord, could Ben Affleck have possibly been worse! I mean Pearl Harbor was one thing but come on. And what about George Carlin in his most unfunniest performance to date. Why does Hollywood thinks it's necessary to take a big star and slap him with a kid. (ie Jersey Girl, Big Daddy, Three Men and a Baby, Nine Months) the list goes on and on and on. And sure you can put your own spin on it, but truth be told, it's the same recycled garbage.
I have enjoyed every other movie Kevin Smith has done, which is why it's so hard for me to be too mean here. Hopefully his sensitive pu**y side is behind him now and he will continue to do what he does best, make people laugh.
I enjoyed Clerks 2 though. Maybe if Ben Affleck had screwed a donkey in Jersey Girl, I would have liked it more. Oh well, skip this peice of crap unless you are just a die hard View Askew fan.
Seth
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 | Zara
Jan 31, 2007 9:33 AM
also wrote a review of Jersey Girl 
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| The movie is supposed to parallel his life and how he had a kid and the changes he went through. But it's not true to his personal story so that lack of truth tainted the movie and made it feel phony. |
 | Gina the Ninja BAMF
Jan 31, 2007 4:53 AM
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You make me laugh, Setharoni.
Would you really like watching a guy eff a donkey? |
 | Lisa
Jan 31, 2007 10:52 AM
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| I was just happy they killed of J-Lo off at the beginning, not that it help the movie, which was totally sh*te, I really don't like Ben Affleck I think its because of his unusually large head. |
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