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Starring: Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker, Erica Leerhsen, Mike Vogel, Eric Balfour, Andrew Bryniarski, R. Lee Ermey, David Dorfman, Lauren German, John Larroquette, Heather Kafka, Marietta Marich, Terrence Evans, Brad Leland, Kathy Lamkin, Kathy Lamkin
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
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Oh my god, I am WAY too stoned for this!
Sheriff Hoyt (R. Lee Ermey): I bet she's real unhappy, real sorry that you're getting f*ckin' her blood all over your goddamn arm. You know, back when I was a young patrolman, I used to love wrapping up these young honies.
Andy (Mike Vogel): Yeah, I bet you did.
Sheriff Hoyt: Yeah, cop me a little bit of a feel every now and then, you know. Oh, look at that. She's kind of wet down there. What you boys been doing with this dead body anyway?
Andy: Can we please finish this?
Alfred Hitchcock said that it wasn't the blood and gore that was scary, but the anticipation. That is what makes this film well worth watching. It was full of anticipation of what was to come.
Watching Jessica Biel running around screaming, covered in blood, and rats crawling up her legs while she tried to escape those in-bred hillbillies was also fun.
I've said before and I'll say it again: You get off the Interstate in Texas at your own risk. Bwahahaha.
A great movie with suspense that did not stop. I got the deluxe DVD, so I have much more to watch when I get the time.
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