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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Starring:
Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker, Erica Leerhsen, Mike Vogel, Eric Balfour, Andrew Bryniarski, R. Lee Ermey, David Dorfman, Lauren German, John Larroquette, Heather Kafka, Marietta Marich, Terrence Evans, Brad Leland, Kathy Lamkin, Kathy Lamkin

Directed By:
Marcus Nispel

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
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Movie Review by Wes
February 20th, 2007

Movie Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre

So bad it doesn't even deserve a review. Not as bad as the sequel, but too damn close for comfort. Michael Bay needs to get out of the movie buisness. It's like he has the Midas touch...except every movie he touches are bad. He's the king Midas of bad movies.

Same old, same old when it comes to story. Some teenagers wonder unknowingly into a ghost town, and end up being chased around by a guy in a mask. Sound familiar. That's because it is.

Don't go to see this. It's bad, okay?

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Lisa
Feb 20, 2007 3:58 PM
 
sh*tty or not you could done a litle better with your review, they don't wonder into a ghost town at all. They were forced to stop due to a hitch hiker comitting suicide in the back of their van.



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