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Underworld
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Starring:
Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Michael Sheen, Bill Nighy, Erwin Leder, Sophia Myles, Shane Brolly, Shane Brolly

Directed By:
Len Wiseman, Len Wiseman

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Underworld (2003)
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Movie Review by King Dangus Kahn
March 2nd, 2007

Wow...

this was the biggest piece of garbage that I have ever seen. And I've seen Titanic. The acting was....how should I put it....an epileptic monkey high on crack could have done a better job. The c.g. was a waste of time. They might as well have just used cardboard cut outs. Sure it had black haired whats her face, with the nice chest, sporting tight leather through out the intirety of the movie. But the final package of the movie was pathetic. This movie should burned at the stake and sent back to the pits of crappiness that it came from. And I can't believe this site made me give this terrible movie half a star to be able to post this review. This movie is'nt even worth a star. Infact...it's worth negative starts. Why don't I have that option MatchFlick.

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Lisa
Mar 2, 2007 12:45 PM
 
I did find this film totally lacking in substance....it was bland and kinda looked like a blade wanna be.

Zara
Mar 2, 2007 8:59 PM
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I loved that TITANIC remark. I'm in complete agreement with you.



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