Gigli Review by Zara (0.5 Stars)

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Starring:
Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Bartha, Terry Camilleri, Missy Crider, Al Pacino, Christopher Walken, David Bonfadini, Brian Casey, Alex Fatovich

Directed By:
Martin Brest

Gigli (2003)

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Movie Review by Zara

March 14th, 2007

Ahem

J-lo as a lesbian.

Hmm... I wonder if the writer of this movie had ever met lesbians outside of the ones that are on his favorite porn picks. See, most lesbians don't look this good. I know a few who come close, but the way that they carry themselves is all different. Oh, and most lesbians can't have their heads turned by a guy, no matter how much he might impress them.

And let's get to that for a second, can we? I want to know what lesbian worth her stripes is going to be wooed by Ben's mook character. Out of all of the men for her to switch teams for, it's him?

Pssh.

And gotta love the retarded performance. Yep. Because that was believable.

I'm just adding more to the "This was the worst movie ever" fire.

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	B Movie Ben Mar 14, 2007 9:10 AM
I think that this is close to the worst movie I have ever seen. I suffered through it just to watch Jennifer Lopez for two hours. Lesbian or not, I want to be her puppy.

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