XXX Review by Seth C (0.5 Stars)

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Directed By
Rob Cohen

Written By:
Rich Wilkes

Cast:
Vin Diesel, Samuel L. Jackson, Asia Argento, Marton Csokas, Danny Trejo, Michael Roof, Tom Everett, Werner Daehn, Richy Muller

XXX (2002)

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Movie Review by Seth C

August 6th, 2006

"XXX" is the probably the worst film of 2002!

Honestly, this movie sucked on so many different levels; the dialogue is laughable, the stunts are just way too over the top (and also way too unbelievable) and to top it all off the whole premise, or lack there of, sounds like it was brainstormed by a group of pre-schoolers. Okay, let me see if I get this straight: "XXX" is about how the United States government sends an adrenaline junkie criminal into Prague to rub shoulders with this madman, who has a nuclear weapon and plans on killing everyone in the world with it, including himself, for no good purpose.

Yeah. That sounds like a quality flick.

And in case any of you were worried about having to read subtitles, have no fear because even though most of the flick takes place in Prague, everyone in the film speaks English. And yes, that includes, the natives.

I mean, honestly, how can a film this bad possibly get greenlighted in Hollywood today? And how in God's name did I get suckered into actually laying down $7.50 to bored by it in the discomfort of the local theater?

The funniest thing in "XXX," other than Samuel L. Jackson's acting, is the fact that one of the very opening shots is on the back of Vin Diesel's neck where we see a tattoo of three x's symbolizing the title. However, his character doesn't get the nickname 'Triple X' until halfway through the flick, when he recieves his third strike from the government. Why in the hell didn't anyone else catch this?!!

Hands down, one of the worst films I've had the displeasure of seeing.

-SCF

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	Jason Aug 6, 2006 10:27 AM
AMEN!

	SHAYNE Dec 28, 2006 12:52 PM
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD ACTION MOVIE. LOTS OF BANG FOR THE BUCK. SHAYNE

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