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Directed By
Dominic Sena

Written By:
Skip Woods, Skip Woods

Cast:
John Travolta, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Don Cheadle, Vinnie Jones, Sam Shepard, Zach Grenier, Rudolf Martin, Drea de Matteo, Camryn Grimes

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Swordfish (2001)
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Movie Review by Zara
March 12th, 2007

Oooo... t*ts

A portion of this movie was filmed in downtown Ventura, the town that I live in. There were people who took the day off work to hang out in hopes of getting a glimpse of one of its stars. The only person who came out to sign autographs was Travolta, much to the delight of the crowd.

What that has to do with the movie is beyond even me.

There was a great deal of hoopla over this movie because there was a rumor going around that Halle was paid more money to flash her t*ts, a rumor that she's firmly denied. Honestly, I could care less. The movie is slow, the plot is convoluted, Travolta looks like bloated crap and that bj under the table scene has scarred me for life.

No girl wants to know that Hugh Jackman pops off that quickly!

And really, that's all I've got on this one. Excuse me while I go try and get that image out of my brain.... AGAIN.

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B Movie Ben
Mar 30, 2007 8:25 AM
also wrote a review of Swordfish
 
Hey! Halle's t*ts were worth another star at least. As the resident expert on Breats, you should agree. :-)

Lisa
Mar 12, 2007 5:05 PM
 
It took 30 minutes for me to fall asleep watching this....Jackman as Wolverene is cool ...in swordfish he was a pu**y and that ain't cool.

Penny
Apr 17, 2007 2:18 PM
 
Geez Zara. Be a little harder, would you?



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