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Directed By
Guy Ritchie
Written By:
Guy Ritchie
Cast:
Benicio Del Toro, Dennis Farina, Brad Pitt, Vinnie Jones, Rade Serbedzija, Jason Statham, Lennie James, Ewen Bremner, Robbie Gee, Jason Flemyng, Stephen Graham, Alan Ford, Mike Reid, Sorcha Cusack
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Snatch (2001)
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FOCK this FOCK that FOCK him FOCK her
FOCK THIS!
I sure as hell don't give a damn if no one agrees with me on this one, but.... SNATCH sucks. It really does.
FOCK THAT!
SNATCH is a braindead story about 50 Ways to Fock, Swindle, and Defecate On Your Fellow Thug.
FOCK HIM!
Doesn't that little 'so-called' Director/Screenwriter/Genius, GUY RITCHIE, know of any other character-types besides slimy, incompetent, despicable, inbred, low-life, sadistically-minded, double-crossing criminals with absolutely no morals and a total trailer-trash, gutter-level mentality? I really don't think that RITCHIE does - 'Cause that's the only type of character that is ever portrayed in this truly unfunny movie.
Black or White - Each, and everyone, in this utterly confused and chaotic flick is just a slight variation on the same, old, stupid, boring, tired character-theme. It's true.
FOCK HER!
And, like, are all of these male 'characters' here in SNATCH nothing but a bunch of asexual queers, or something? I mean, it was so frickin' obvious that women were being kept so far out on the periphery of this flick's story that they were, literally, reduced to being non-entities, only being represented, once in a while, in a typical slutty, sleazy fashion as a pair of titties (which I noticed that none of these he-men ever seemed to have any desire to touch).
FOCK YOU!
BRAD PITT as Mickey, the demented, incoherent, momma's boy, was truly the worst of the lot in SNATCH. PITT is such a terrible actor (?). I mean, he can't even get a British (?) accent right. Sheesh!! His character was so frickin' annoying. But I could tell that PITT was really, really loving himself (as usual), big time.
FOCK ME!
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