Coyote Ugly Review by Xavier (0.5 Stars)

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Starring:
Piper Perabo, Maria Bello, Tyra Banks, John Goodman, Melanie Lynskey, Ellen Cleghorne, Bud Cort, Izabella Miko, Bridget Moynahan, Adam Garcia, Del Pentacost, Michael Weston

Directed By:
David McNally

Written By:
Todd Graff, Kevin Smith, Gina Wendkos

Coyote Ugly (2000)

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Movie Review by Xavier
September 26th, 2007

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Pish.

I can't stand this film. It makes me want to chew my own arms and legs off and go for a swim.

I also feel that Piper Perabo looks a bit like a bloke.

It is not that I don't like 'chick flicks', much the opposite. It is just that there are much better ways to express femininity than dancing on bars and writing crap songs. I'm sure.

I am not going to grace any more words on this poor excuse for 'entertainment'.

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	Lisa Sep 26, 2007 10:25 AM
I confused Xav... don't all strong women and feminists jiggle their dirty pillows in the faces of punters, whilst dancing on a bar and pulling pints? My biggest problem was the realism... not one of thoes girls knew how to pull a decent pint, they wouldn't have lasted 2 minutes in my old local I tell yeh that for nothin' ;) .... then there was the whole Tyra Banks and casio keyboard issue ....this movie is wank, however I must confess I have watched it more than once.

	Zara Sep 26, 2007 3:33 PM
I've seen it a few times too because it's one of those train wrecks that you just can't steer clear of at 2 am on a sleepless night. I'll watch it just to mock it, but I still wouldn't consider it one of my favorite movies to make fun of.

	Xavier Sep 27, 2007 4:13 AM
I honestly did not think of it like that, I may give that a shot at some point.

	Xavier Sep 27, 2007 4:13 AM
Well, there is a very good reason why they can't pull pints........... and I know you know what I mean.

	Zombie Boy Sep 26, 2007 6:56 PM
What on earth did you expect?

	Xavier Sep 27, 2007 4:16 AM
I expect more from Kevin Smith for sure. I also expect to be at least titilated in some way. And I would expect leading ladies not to look so chiselled.

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