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The Opposite of Sex (1998)
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Totally freaking funny!
Favorite Movie Quote: "Sex always ends in kids or disease or like, you know, relationships."
Take three gay men, well, four if you count the dead one that is always coming up in conversation, and add one virgin spinster, and a totally screwed up piece of white trash, and you have the makings of one of the funniest films I have seen in a long time.
Writer/director Don Roos put so many clever lines in this movie, that it is almost impossible to pick a favorite. It was almost like watching a stand-up routine:
Jason Bock: If I save one kid from getting butt-f*cked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.
Randy: I'm just askin' that you stand by your man, like I'm standin' next to you! You know, a lot of guys, man, they woulda said that, "Shucks, man, she took up with them homosexuals. You know, she turned her back on righteousness." Dedee: Oh, yeah, but blowing you in the backseat of your car every day after band, that was a stairway to heaven, right?
Lucia: Matt, this is not your baby, OK? It's some other idiot's baby, probably with an eighth grade education and a trunk full of Waco pamphlets.
Dedee: My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughter's best friend. Whenever she did, I thought, "Great! Not only do I have a sh*tty mother, but my best friend's a loser b*tch!"
Matt Mateo: I'm bisexual. Lucia: Puh-lease! I went to a bar mitzvah once. That doesn't make me Jewish.
There are just too many to list.
Super performances by Christina Ricci and Lisa Kudrow. Just too much!
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