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Directed By
Rodman Flender

Written By:
Terri Hughes, Ron Milbauer

Cast:
Devon Sawa, Seth Green, Elden Henson, Jessica Alba, Christopher Hunt, Vivica A. Fox, Jack Noseworthy, Sean M. Whalen, Nicholas Sadler, Fred Willard, Connie Ray, Katie Wright

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Idle Hands (1998)
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Movie Review by B Movie Ben
June 3rd, 2007

Time for the ritualistic sex!

It's too bad that there really wasn't any ritualistic sex in this movie. In fact there wasn't any sex at all, just a bunch of lame jokes. This is a slacker-zombie movie with zombies that don't do anything when they come back but sit on the couch like slackers and yak. One even had just a head on the couch, while the body was rummaging around the kitchen, Now, that seems like too much activity for a slacker to me. The joke about the out of control hand got old after 60 seconds, which is what I wish I had given this film.

Maybe some would think that seeing Jessica Alba and Vivica Fox was worth it, but believe me you don't see much of either.

Skintastic Moment: Young Kelly Monaco's smashing pair are massaged by not one, not two, but three non-idle hands in the front seat of a car.

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Zombie Boy
Jun 3, 2007 12:07 PM
 
Aww...where's the love?

I've always thought of this as kind of a stoner American Werewolf in London.
B Movie Ben
Jun 3, 2007 12:15 PM
 
I would have more love had I seen more Jessica Alba.
Zombie Boy
Jun 3, 2007 12:23 PM
 
She's got a no nudity clause. Hence no Albatits in Sin City.
B Movie Ben
Jun 3, 2007 1:56 PM
 
Well, she did have a little slip in Into the Blue, and she does like to wear see-through blouses, and she shows ass cleavage on the beach when she's scratching her butt, so why not let the hand grab something besides her throat?



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