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I'm in a situation I can't begin to explain Favorite Movie Quote: "Goddess Diana, fail you I will. / I was to bring you fresh sperm from my Bill. / I had him erect and his semen would follow. / Alas, I was hot. So hot that I swallowed." Now, this just happens to be the wackiest movie I have ever seen. It was actually four movies in one, but it was still over the top. Maybe they should have called it Hotel, je t'aime, as it feature four directors: the Grindhouse pair Quenton Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez; Sugar Town and TV director, Allison Anders; and Jennifer Beals ex, Alexandre Rockwell. Beals was in two of the four stories, and the cast list has a lot of favorites. There was Ione Skye showing off her assets as a witch who failed in her mission until Ted the Bellhop (Oscar-nominated Tim Roth - Rob Roy, Planet of the Apes) helped her out. There was Salma Hayak featured on TV. There was a slick Antonio Banderas. There was Marisa Tomei and Bruce Willis. Those are my favorites, and I am sure that many can find their's in those I didn't list. There was even Razzie favorite Madonna as an incestuous mother. A little bit of everything for those with a twisted sense of humor and a broad mind. I even learned some new words from Angela (Beals): I could go on and on about his c*ck, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang... email this review to a friend
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