|Flicks I Currently Want to See:
||My Latest Movie Reviews:
|My Favorite Flick of All Time:|| ||Stand By Me (1986)|
|My Favorite Movie Snack/Candy:|| ||Sno-Caps|
|I Go to the Movie Theater:|| ||less than 1 time a month|
|I Watch a Movie at Home:|| ||1 time a month|
|Other Favorite Flicks:|
|American Beauty, American History X, Annie Hall, Best in Show, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Gloomy Sunday, Lost in Translation, Magnolia, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, Overboard, Primal Fear, Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Punch-Drunk Love, Secretary, Singin' In The Rain, Sixteen Candles, The Big Lebowski, The Goonies, The Motorcycle Diaries, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Station Agent, Walking and Talking, You Can Count On Me|
|Favorite People in Film:|
|Ben Stiller, Bill Murray, Billy Crudup, Carol Kane, Cary Grant, Christina Ricci, Debbie Reynolds, Diane Keaton, Edward Norton, Gael Garcia Bernal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jason Lee, John Cusack, Julianne Moore, Kevin Corrigan, Kevin Spacey, Laura Linney, Luke Wilson, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Owen Wilson, Paul Rudd, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Sarah Silverman, Scarlett Johansson, Vince Vaughn|
|People in Film I Hate:|
|Julia Stiles, Martin Lawrence|
|My Guilty Pleasures:|
|Dirty Dancing, Grease, Overboard, What About Bob?|
|Favorite Movie Quotes:|
|"many women want to be carnal with me because i'm such a premium dancer." |
-- alex, "everything is illuminated"
"i carried a watermelon."
-- baby, "dirty dancing"
"you know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. this one gang kept wanting me to join because i'm pretty good with a bowstaff."
-- napoleon, "napoleon dynamite"
"oh my god. he just ordered a giant glass of milk."
-- enid, "ghost world"
"i don't get it."
-- josh, "big"
|watching people, eating icing, making things shiny, putting together stuff from ikea, petting other people's dogs, painting furniture, cooking, photography|
|There are five types of movies that I refuse to pay money to see. They are, in no particular order: (1) STUPID: think fart jokes, slapsticky antics, and screaming (yes, Jim Carey, I'm talking to you); (2) CREATURES: if I can't find the real thing in nature right here, right now, I don't want to see it on the screen; (3) SWINGING: I don't mean couples swapping partners (I actually like these kinds of movies) -- I mean swinging from building to building, from moving train to moving car, from weird crane thing to place where damsel is in distress (my favorite Bruce Willis movie is "Look Who's Talking"); (4) INCLEMENT WEATHER: if the whole movie is about a tornado, a perfect storm, or a volcano, count me out; (5) SUPERFLUOUS KISSING: basically, chick flicks starring Julia Roberts, Meg Ryan, or one of those other gals. And of course, like all good rules, there are exceptions, but yeah, those are the basics.|
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