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Old 07-18-2008
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Wink best sex scenes ever commited to celluloid

1.wild orchid-whew! this was a scorcher. i saw this in theatres when i was only 14 & remembered it fondly. everything about this film was hot. carre otis looked beautiful & once handsome mickey rourke (though really showing his age & looking kinda silly in all that make-up) really looked great together on the screen. two enthusiastic thumbs up!
2. poison ivy-ok, so i wasn't thrilled about drew barrymore getting it on with tom skerritt here but i think the sex scenes were well done. they were slick, seductive, & almost made me feel dirty but i had a good time nonetheless. this was a favorite of mine in high school.
3. bound-the wachowski brothers did make a fairly sexy film noir before bequeathing the matrix trilogy. gina gershon & jennifer tilly really smoked up the screen here but everything was tastefully done. who says women can't have lotsa fun too?
4. crimes of passion-kathleen turner's most overlooked performance with some top-notch steam. ken russell's dark, poignant exploration of eroticism with bravo performances by kathleen turner & anthony perkins. a bit of underrated brilliance which never really received the credit it was due.
5. sex and lucia-julio medem's beautiful but complex masterpiece. very erotic! paz vega is luminous & the scenes of passion evoke much, er, passion for great film-making.
6. bolero- bo derek's most controversial film ever! the love scenes are beautiful, the scenery is attractive, & naturally we love watching bo but somehow the film is nothing really special. in fact, the script is rather silly & the film tends to drag a bit.
7. the piano-jane campion's classic featuring holly hunter engaging in very sensual lovemaking scenes with a less attractive harvey keitel. this incredible film is not only passionate, it's almost surreal.
8. don't look now-while not an erotic thriller by longshot, "don't look now" features one of the most beautiful love scenes ever filmed between julie christie & donald sutherland. this scene alone rivals many of the scenes you are apt to see in ANY erotic thrillers.
9. blue velvet- i think i was watched this one when i was twelve. david lynch has an eye for eroticism which is clearly evident in the near-breathtaking scenes with kyle & isabella.
10. crash-this film is eerie & seductive but definately not for all tastes. very explicit & controversial. crash is unforgettable & DISTURBING. the sex scenes here are far more bizarre than i could've ever imagined in a mainstream film.
11. secretary-although not nearly as erotic or explicit as some i've mentioned, secretary is a slightly bent romantic tale of s & m for the mainstream viewer who is a bit uncomfortable with the topic of s & m. there is some eroticism here but relatively tame next to most of previous titles i've mentioned.
12. tie me up! tie me down!-a mental patient kidnaps his favorite ex-porn star in hopes she will fall in love with him. the scene between banderas & abril is wildly erotic & very sexy. a quirky, if not slightly twisted love story from madcap director almodovar. highly recommended!
13. the cook, the thief, his wife, & her lover-greenaway's controversial film in it's uncut glory. i love helen mirren & this is one of her best. most of the film's erotic scenes are brief but they are certainly provocative & have generated many heated deabtes or discussions. love it or hate it, the cook will be around for a long time!
14. the hunger-catherine deneuve & susan sarandon indulge in the sins of the flesh. sugar, spice, & everything nice!!! mind you, there is only one scene in which the two share this great intimacy but that should be enough to leave you shaking your heads in disbelief.
15. the lover-although a bit sluggish, this is indeed a very attractive film overall with some very sensual love scenes which are worth the price of the dvd.
16. henry & june-wonderful performances all-around from fred ward, uma thurman, & maria de medeiros. based on the diaries of anais nin. beautiful indeed.
there are three lesbian sex scenes here as well as aberrant sexual activity between fred ward & maria de medieros.
17. last tango in paris-brando turns up the heat in this classic drama. not to be missed! bertolucci at his very best. look for the scene which utlizes butter.
18. center of the world- molly parker is remarkable. very steamy & provocative but intelligient nonetheless. great job wayne wang! very hot scene involving a lollipop as well...
19. emmanuelle-although there are many imitations, none shall hold a candle to sylvia kristel classics which are worthy of much praise & still look great to this day. pick just about any sex scene from this film. you can't go wrong here.
20. in the realm of the senses-erotic but somewhat repulsive. one of oshima's most controversial works. madonna rates this one very highly if that should help.
the last scene which envolves body mutilation may not be very titilating but i guarantee you'll be turned on up until then.


ok, so now you've read my list. i am ready to embrace your comments, overall thoughts, or hear about the films that did it for you. if it turns you on, it may very well appeal to other people. don't be afraid to open up & share.

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Old 07-21-2008
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Dude I could type out my favorites but I wrote a column about them a while back...you can read it herehttp://www.matchflick.com/column/1578

there is even some clips you can watch
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Question I have a few questions.

People seem to think the sex scene between Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thorton in Monster's Ball is pretty hot. I would like to know what is hot about seeing BBT getting it on with anybody? Can someone please tell me why this scene is considered good?

I know this is a little off topic, but what about movies that actually looked like the actors and actresses really did have sex? There are obvious ones like Brown Bunny and Short Bus where the people involved in the scenes were legitimately having sex (be it oral, anal or vaginal.) There is a dream sequence in The Devil's Rejects in which Sid Haig and Ginger Lynn Allen are getting down and dirty with her straddling him and, from one camera angle, you can clearly (without trying or even wanting to) see Sid's coin purse. This made me wonder if he actually did the deed with Ginger. It doesn't seem so far fetched considering she has been doing porn since 82-83. Any thoughts on this?
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People seem to think the sex scene between Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thorton in Monster's Ball is pretty hot. I would like to know what is hot about seeing BBT getting it on with anybody? Can someone please tell me why this scene is considered good?

I know this is a little off topic, but what about movies that actually looked like the actors and actresses really did have sex? There are obvious ones like Brown Bunny and Short Bus where the people involved in the scenes were legitimately having sex (be it oral, anal or vaginal.) There is a dream sequence in The Devil's Rejects in which Sid Haig and Ginger Lynn Allen are getting down and dirty with her straddling him and, from one camera angle, you can clearly (without trying or even wanting to) see Sid's coin purse. This made me wonder if he actually did the deed with Ginger. It doesn't seem so far fetched considering she has been doing porn since 82-83. Any thoughts on this?
Dude if your not turned on by seeing Halle Berry getting bent over a couch and fucked then your penis must be broken...wether its Billy Bob or fucking Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.....just tune him out and you should be fine.
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Did it ever occur to you that some of us very straight guys don't think Halle Berry is Gog's gift to the world? Don't get me wrong, I know she is fiiiiiiiiine, but I am not turned on by whatching her go at it with anybody (much less Slingblade.) From what I saw of the scene, it looked awkward and uncomfortable. I supposed if you like overly-sknny short girls whoes noses are so high in orbit they can literally tell that the moon isn't made of cheese, then that scene would make you go all full mast. I just wasn't sure if there was more to the scene then what little I saw and by the sounds of it, there probably isn't.
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Did it ever occur to you that some of us very straight guys don't think Halle Berry is Gog's gift to the world? Don't get me wrong, I know she is fiiiiiiiiine, but I am not turned on by whatching her go at it with anybody (much less Slingblade.) From what I saw of the scene, it looked awkward and uncomfortable. I supposed if you like overly-sknny short girls whoes noses are so high in orbit they can literally tell that the moon isn't made of cheese, then that scene would make you go all full mast. I just wasn't sure if there was more to the scene then what little I saw and by the sounds of it, there probably isn't.
Well... Im not saying she is gods gift to the earth as she probably isnt even in my top 25.... but she has a great ass which is nicely accented with a thong in the scene along with some really nice boobies...that look great in that film as well as swordfish.

The scene goes a lot further then the sex...have you seen the film?
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Well... Im not saying she is gods gift to the earth as she probably isnt even in my top 25.... but she has a great ass which is nicely accented with a thong in the scene along with some really nice boobies...that look great in that film as well as swordfish.

The scene goes a lot further then the sex...have you seen the film?
Actually I have not scene the movie, just bits of the scene. I didn't have enough to go on based on what little I saw, hence me asking. I like watching attractive women in sex scenes, but I don't really let myself get excited about something I will never have or even touch. Porn is one thing because I don't get excited by the way the participants looks, it is more of a imagining how good the act must feel based on past experiences. As much as I think Berry is a fox (no Wanted comic pun there), I can't imagine her being all that fun in bed. Sorry, but she just seems too up-tight.
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As much as I think Berry is a fox I can't imagine her being all that fun in bed. Sorry, but she just seems too up-tight.
Alpha, you're my dog and all and you know I have the utmost respect for you but THAT was easily the craziest thing I've read on this board. I'll tell you what, I'd take it as a personal responsibility to make sure she was fun in bed. Sheeeeeeiiiittt...

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I mean, "overly skinny"? "High nose"??? Damn dog, did you also dis the Sistine Chapel cuz it's too busy? Shoot she's in my top FIVE and I'll stand by that every day of the week.

Not fun in bed? Shoot. That would be MY bad.

Having said all that...I HATED MONSTER'S BALL. I thought that movie was dishonest, borderline malicious, racist and just the fact that so many people thought the sex scene was hot was an indictment of the intent by the film makers.

But Halle Berry is sublime.
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Alpha, you're my dog and all and you know I have the utmost respect for you but THAT was easily the craziest thing I've read on this board. I'll tell you what, I'd take it as a personal responsibility to make sure she was fun in bed. Sheeeeeeiiiittt...

Broke dick motherfucker.
That's a big shock. The simple fact of the matter is that I read an interview where she was willing to show her breasts in Swordfish, but absolutely refused to simulate giving oral to Jackman so they had some random extra do the scene instead. There is also the issue with her complaining about not having enough camera time on X-Men 1 and was holding out for more in X-Men 2 and 3. These two things could have been viewed as an actress thinking in terms of what is best for the film. I have a hard time thinking that about her. I might be wrong, I am open to the idea.

As for her being fun in bed and making it you personal responsibility, all I can say is talk is cheap. I have feeling that most famous actresses are lousy in bed because they don't have to be good. they can get by on their clout and reputations alone. Plus most of them come off as premadonnas.

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