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Epic Movie (2007)
The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in "Epic Movie." The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
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I really tuned into this just to see Kal Penn (Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle). Boy! This was just about one of the stupidest movies I have ever seen.
Jennifer Coolidge from "Joey" was just about the only thing worth seeing here, although Penn wasn't too bad. And, Darrell Hammond did make a fairly good Captain...
(complete Epic Movie review by B Movie Ben)
Epic Movie Movie Review by Tim  (7/20/2007) |
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Favorite Movie Quote from Epic Movie :
Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!
Willy: That's actually the sewer line.
You know I gave this film a chance out on a whim. Date Movie was horrible the first time I watched it. Then only because it was on cable I ended up watching it several more times and...
(complete Epic Movie review by Tim)
| Epic Movie Movie Review by Zara (3/3/2007) |
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I should have known better than to waste money on this movie, but it was Friday night and I usually take My Midget out to see a flick at the second-run theater where movies only cost $3. Since we'd already seen all of the other flicks or the others were inappropriate for a 6 year old to watch in public, we did this...
(complete Epic Movie review by Zara)
| Epic Movie Movie Review by Chris (7/21/2008) |
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The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate...
(complete Epic Movie review by Chris)
| Epic Movie Movie Review by Kaitlyn (2/6/2007) |
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it had it's good parts but it could have been funnier. it pretty much ruined that song by fergie for me. but my favorite part was the guy that was impersonating Johnny Depp from Priates of the Carribean. what was really funny about it was that johnny acted the excat same way in the real movie
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