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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
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Inspired by a true story and the classic 1974 film. A group of teenagers take a detour from a road trip and what happens next is beyond anyone?s darkest fears and raw nightmares. (read more)
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movie Review by B Movie Ben  (8/28/2007) |
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Sheriff Hoyt (R. Lee Ermey): I bet she's real unhappy, real sorry that you're getting f*ckin' her blood all over your goddamn arm. You know, back when I was a young patrolman, I used to love wrapping up these young honies.
Andy (Mike Vogel): Yeah, I bet you did.
Sheriff Hoyt: Yeah, cop me a little bit of a feel every now...
(complete The Texas Chainsaw Massacre review by B Movie Ben)
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movie Review by Chris (8/30/2007) |
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I always love to see remakes. Bad or good. Its just fun to watch newer age directors try to spin around an older age film. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a remake from Tobe Hoopers classic of the same title. This remake is actually freaky, got some gore and it had some work put into it.
In 1974, a group of college kids...
(complete The Texas Chainsaw Massacre review by Chris)
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movie Review by Andrea (5/7/2007) |
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I don't care for it at all. It disappointed me quite a bit. I never saw the original one so I don't have that to compare it to. My aunt said they made this almost just like it..so why did they make it again? I'm really not understanding why they are remaking all this old movies besides money.
The only reason I went to see...
(complete The Texas Chainsaw Massacre review by Andrea)
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movie Review by Zach (4/2/2007) |
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movie Review
Director: Marcus Nispel
Actors: Jessica Biel, R. Lee Ermey, and Andrew Bryniarski
Rated R: For Strong Horror Violence/Gore, Language, and Drug Content
This remake of the 1974 horror classic follows five 20-somethings who find themselves stranded in a small Texas town, where they...
(complete The Texas Chainsaw Massacre review by Zach)
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movie Review by Wes (2/20/2007) |
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So bad it doesn't even deserve a review. Not as bad as the sequel, but too damn close for comfort. Michael Bay needs to get out of the movie buisness. It's like he has the Midas touch...except every movie he touches are bad. He's the king Midas of bad movies.
Same old, same old when it comes to story. Some...
(complete The Texas Chainsaw Massacre review by Wes)
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