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Valentine (2001)
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Five comely and well-to-do female friends receive dire threats inside anonymous valentines. When two of them meet violent ends, the remaining trio suspect that the killer may be a nebbishy former classmate whom they spurned years before at a school dance. Their solution: Throw a lavish Valentine's Day party, all the better to distract them from the hulking, cherub-masked killer... As the above suggests, Valentine is the absolute nadir of the post-Scream slasher film. Australian director Jamie Blanks (whose previous effort was the equally dismal Urban Legend, 1998) obviously had lofty goals for his film, given his...
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Before Katherine Heigl becomes a doctor on "Grey's Anatomy," she is a med student in this film, and the object of slasher lust. Is it the guy she just rejected, or someone from the past? Well, Heigel doesn't last long enough to get knocked up.
Jessica Cauffiel is struck by Cupid's arrow, but love in not in the cards for...
(complete Valentine review by Movie Addict)
| Valentine Movie Review by BillyBob (3/14/2009) |
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There's a killer on the road. His brain is squirming like a toad.
As I'm sure you've already figured out just by looking at the movie-poster - Valentine is, of course, nothing but more of the 'same-old'. That's right. It's Slasher-Trash. Valentine offers up to the viewer yet another utterly predictable masked maniac who...
(complete Valentine review by BillyBob)
| Valentine Movie Review by Joe (10/9/2006) |
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Terrible, horrible, pointless, mindnumbing...no, I'm not talking about root canals, I'm talking about the movie Valentine.
I remember back in the day when it came out in theaters, I wanted to see it, but never got around to it. And then it came out on DVD and I wanted to get it, but once again never got around to it. ...
(complete Valentine review by Joe)
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