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Mean Machine
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  Mean Machine (2001)

description written by member Zara:

Disgraced ex-England captain (Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan) is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. Whilst in jail, he doesn't recieve any favours because of his celebrity status in the outside world. He is out numbered and many prisoners constantly barrage him with insults for letting down his country in a crucial World Cup game. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. These prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards. The prisoners are lead by Danny and the whole of the prison, guards aside, are behind them.

MPAA Rating: R
Starring: Vinnie Jones
David Kelly
David Hemmings
Ralph Brown
Robbie Gee
Vas Blackwood
Geoff Bell
John Forgeham
Sally Phillips
Danny Dyer
Jason Flemyng
Jason Statham
Stephen Walters
Jake Abraham
Jamie Sives
Omid Djalili
Elwin 'Chopper' David
Adam Fogerty
J.J. Connolly
Stephen Bent
Marc Alexander
Andy Skinner
Martin Wimbush
David Reid
David Cropman
Tim Perrin
Paul Mari
Nicholas Moss
Andrew Grainger
Jeff Innocent
Joseph Rye
Rocky Marshall
Perry Digweed
Charlie Hartfield
Nevin Saroya
Wally Downes
Peter Downes
Paul Fishenden
Brian Gayle
Danny Hibert
Mark Lovell
Marc Egan
Ben Wee
Directed By: Barry Skolnick
Written By: Tracy Keenan Wynn, Charlie Fletcher, Chris Baker, Andrew Day
Running Time: 99 minutes

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Mean Machine Movie Review by Zara (1/23/2007)

I first caught this movie about mid-way through when it was airing in the middle of the night on cable. At that point, I'd never seen the original version of the movie that it's modeled after, THE LONGEST YARD, or the remake that was released just last year. Since I'm a sucker for a British accent and hearing one man...

(complete Mean Machine review by Zara)


Mean Machine Movie Review by Lisa (3/29/2007)

I never cared much for the film "The Longest Yard" probably because I'm no fan of what you Americans call football, although Burt was quite hot back in the day.

However when they made "Mean Machine" which is basically "The longest yard" but with real football, I was all over it like a fat kid on a candy bar. To make...

(complete Mean Machine review by Lisa)



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