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Mean Machine
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Mean Machine 2001

description written by member Zara:

Disgraced ex-England captain (Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan) is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. Whilst in jail, he doesn't recieve any favours because of his celebrity status in the outside world. He is out numbered and many prisoners constantly barrage him with insults for letting down his country in a crucial World Cup game. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. These prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards. The prisoners are lead by Danny and the whole of the prison, guards aside, are behind them.

MPAA Rating:R
Running Time:99 minutes
Directed By:
No image existsBarry Skolnick
Written By:
No image existsTracy Keenan Wynn
No image existsCharlie Fletcher
No image existsChris Baker
No image existsAndrew Day
Vinnie JonesVinnie Jones
No image existsDavid Kelly
No image existsDavid Hemmings
Ralph BrownRalph Brown
No image existsRobbie Gee
No image existsVas Blackwood
Geoff BellGeoff Bell
No image existsJohn Forgeham
No image existsSally Phillips
No image existsDanny Dyer
No image existsJason Flemyng
Jason StathamJason Statham
No image existsStephen Walters
No image existsJake Abraham
No image existsJamie Sives
Omid DjaliliOmid Djalili
No image existsElwin 'Chopper' David
No image existsAdam Fogerty
No image existsJ.J. Connolly
No image existsStephen Bent
No image existsMarc Alexander
No image existsAndy Skinner
No image existsJoseph Rye
No image existsMartin Wimbush
No image existsDavid Reid
No image existsDavid Cropman
No image existsTim Perrin
No image existsPaul Mari
No image existsNicholas Moss
No image existsAndrew Grainger
No image existsJeff Innocent
No image existsRocky Marshall
No image existsPerry Digweed
No image existsCharlie Hartfield
No image existsNevin Saroya
No image existsWally Downes
No image existsPeter Downes
No image existsPaul Fishenden
No image existsBrian Gayle
No image existsDanny Hibert
No image existsMark Lovell
No image existsMarc Egan
No image existsBen Wee

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Mean Machine Movie Review by Lisa (3/29/2007)

I never cared much for the film "The Longest Yard" probably because I'm no fan of what you Americans call football, although Burt was quite hot back in the day.

However when they made "Mean Machine" which is basically "The longest yard" but with real football, I was all over it like a fat kid on a candy bar. To make...

(complete Mean Machine review by Lisa)

Mean Machine Movie Review by Zara (1/23/2007)

I first caught this movie about mid-way through when it was airing in the middle of the night on cable. At that point, I'd never seen the original version of the movie that it's modeled after, THE LONGEST YARD, or the remake that was released just last year. Since I'm a sucker for a British accent and hearing one man...

(complete Mean Machine review by Zara)

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