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Jay Ashkinos
I am an undousable spark; I swear at people in Olde English; I am a phone number on the bathroom wall; I'm shorter than you, but I can kick your ass; I cry at beauty as fervently as I do with sorrow; I have a piece of paper that says I'm smart, yet I lock my keys in my car twice a year. Go figure.
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| Column: | Space for Rant |
| Frequency: | Every other Tuesday |
| Description: | I'm pissed off because you're NOT pissed off. That pisses me off. What else pisses me off? Piss off! Or read this...
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| Profile: | Jay Ashkinos' MatchFlick Profile |
Space for Rant Columns
The Greatest Article I Have Ever Written. Ever. (February 19th, 2008)
My Haiku to Jason (February 5th, 2008)
Hugs For Henchmen (January 22nd, 2008)
Get Ready For a Dose of Reality...Films (January 8th, 2008)
A Lump Of Coal For Ye (December 25th, 2007)
Tell Me How To Get (Revenge) To Sesame Street (December 11th, 2007)
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