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So another new year is upon us, and once again I have some movie-related hopes for 2012 and beyond. Without further ado, here they are:
No More Muppets
I found THE MUPPETS kind of cute but ultimately unnecessary. It would have been better about a half hour shorter, and better still had it just been a TV special. The main theme of the movie is that the Muppets have been forgotten and need to come back so everyone can remember how great they are. Thinking about that later, I wondered why. Do we really need the Muppets anymore? Now, I like the Muppets. Their 70's show was great as were their early films. But do we need to keep resurrecting them every few years? Can't we just keep them alive through their early stuff and let them fade away gracefully?
Someone I was talking to about this said it's nice that a new generation of kids can see the Muppets. First of all, there have been several Muppet movies in recent years: Pirates, space, Christmas. The Muppets have never really disappeared. And secondly, and more importantly, we live in an age where nothing is ever gone for good. You could probably find nearly anything that was ever put on film on the Internet or at least on a site where you could purchase it. Things like new Muppet movies shouldn't keep getting made for so-called "new" fans when their much better stuff is readily available. (And by the way, my little niece and nephew who have seen and liked other Muppet movies were only lukewarm on this one). But of course, as with everything else in Hollywood, this all goes back to money. Sure, they could put THE MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN back into theaters and make a little money, but they'll make a ton more with a new film and the subsequent merchandise that comes from it.
More Woody Allen Like That
MIDNIGHT IN PARIS was by far Allen's best film in years and sure, it's unreasonable to expect stuff like that from him every time, but it's nice to know he can still create something that good.
No More Adam Sandler
No more Adam Sandler movies, I should clarify. I'm not suggesting that anything happen to Mr. Sandler, certainly not something like an "accident" that permanently destroys his voice box and/or does something to his face that makes him unrecognizable. I would never suggest such a thing.
More Will Ferrell
Ferrell was great in the drama EVERYTHING MUST GO and it's nice to see him in a more serious work, but I'd like at least a few more silly comedies from him before he goes full-fledged Bill Murray on us.
No More Vampires
The vampire craze fortunately seems to be dying down (no pun intended), and with one more of those silly TWILIGHT movies, maybe that will be the final nail in the coffin (pun intended that time).
THE HUNGER GAMES
This next big series starts in March and I hope it's as good as the books. Some of the action in the books is brutal and definitely not for young kids so I further hope the films aren't too watered down.
Happy New Year!
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Jan 3, 2012 12:18 PM
|Very concise column Tim. Bad news on the vampire front: BREAKING DAWN, Part II is out in November, so we'll have more of Bella's whining. Good news is that Seline is back, in her tight, TIGHT leather outfit, kicking ass and doing REAL vampire stuff (sparkling vampires? - please).|
And Will Ferrell will NEVER go away, no matter how much we complain.
Keep 'em coming!
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