So, I made a commercial last week with McG of TERMINATOR SALVATION fame and Teddy Bruschi of Super Bowl fame. It was interesting and I'm told, one of the most expensive shoots in advertising history, even more expensive than when they set Michael Jackson's head on fire, but the coolest part of the shoot was hanging out with The Patriot Cheerleaders, just to keep my wife on her toes.
THE FOLLOWING IS BASED ON AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION:
"You have to pick: Letterman or Conan. You can't do both and if you do Jon Stewart you have to wait five days to do Kimmel or Furguson".
"The guy from The Drew Carey Show".
"I thought that was Drew Carey".
"No, the other guy. The best thing to do is, Letterman, then Jon Stewart and maybe a Kimmel. I can get you Regis and Kelly but not if you do The View. You can do Ellen if you've done The View, but not if you've done Rachael Ray"
"What if I do Jimmy Fallon's Show?"
"Who would know?"
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