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Hello. I fail.
by Aidan Abhorrent

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So... I'm boned. I've been so preoccupied with my own personal drama that I forgot to write a column. In fact, I haven't even thought of my article since... my last one.

I know, I know. I should be more up on this. But, the fact is, it's not easy to force yourself to write. Especially on the topic of homosexuality coupled with movies.

I'm running out of things to say.

The people who know me are shocked.

"Aidan? Not have something to say? Incredible."
"You? You don't have some opinion to spout off to the masses?"
"But... you never shut up!"

Usually, I'm always running my mouth. I'm an opinionated little c*** to the people who know me. But, the past couple of weeks have been kind of stressful for me. I've been busy with that whole crazy Life thing.

Looking for a job.
Trying to figure out what I'm going to do about school.
Finally attempting to solve my social anxiety issues.
And, attempting to forget all of that by drowning my sorrows in my boyfriend, Ravage.

That, and sleeping. I've been spending a lot of time sleeping.

Yea, yea, I know I'm making excuses.

Honestly, I'm not even sure what to write about, anymore. I mean, there's only so much I can say about homosexuality and movies/Hollywood. Maybe I should change my gimmick...?

Anyways, let's see if I can dig something out for you to tie this into movies, yea?

Thinking... thinking... thinking....

AH! I've got it.

There are a pair of girls that I would love to see star opposite each other in a lesbian flick. I actually had a dream about it last night.

Julene of godsgirls.com and Kim from America's Next Top Model: Cycle 5.

Seriously, they would be the sexiest pairing, ever.

What a cute couple they would make. [Julene is on the left, Kim is on the right.]

So, maybe you should all write letters to whomever is casting these lesbian movies in Hollywood. Demand it!! Go!

...ugh. I promise to have something better next time. I swear.

The Gods Girls website; Alternative Erotica at it's finest.
Julene of Gods Girls' Myspace.
I have no idea where to find Kim online, otherwise I would link to her, as well.

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Acting Queer
Every other Tuesday

Talking about movies from a queer girl's point of view, possibly with psychological, sociological and political undertones.

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Aidan Abhorrent
Aiden is a queer punk rocker feminist with a loud mouth and too much to say. Studying psychology and sociology makes her think she knows everything about everybody, which she very well might.

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