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Thanksgiving is coming up in a matter of weeks and that means two things. Number 1 is that your bellies will be filled with turkey and number 2, you have seen some really bad Turkeys yourself at the movies. Well, in order to properly give props (if that makes sense) to the bad movies, I have come up with the Tony F. Thanksgiving Turkey Movie Awards. Try saying that 5 times fast! But I cannot do this alone. I need all of your help in order to make this a success. This cannot be completed without the help of all of you who read this column. I have been doing this column since May and have had the pleasure of messaging, chatting, and meeting a lot of pals from this great site.
Here is it how works ...
I will have 10 categories celebrating the absolute worst of the cinema in 2006 leading up to Thanksgiving, and you will have 5 nominees to pick from. If you don't agree with any of those, I will have the option of "other", and you can pick your own worst in that particular category. I will tally up the votes and the final day for voting will be Thursday, November 23rd at 11pm Central time. After I tally up the votes, the winners or should I say losers will be announced on the November 28th column live on MatchFlick.com. That gives you about 9 days to vote and please tell others to vote as well. Spread the word about Tony F's Thanksgiving Turkey Movie Awards which celebrates 
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the turkeys of the movie industry.
Next question ...
How do you vote?
You can vote 3 ways. One is by e-mailing me directly at tonyf169@yahoo.com and putting in the subject "Matchflick.com" and also feel free to leave comments on why you voted each way as well, and I may include them in my column. If you are on MatchFlick.com, you can send me a personal message and vote that way as well. Lastly, you can get ahold of me on Myspace.com with my personal my-space page which is http://www.myspace.com/TonyF . I will not accept any phone calls with votes though. So you have 3 ways to vote and get in touch with me regarding this. If none of these work for you, let me know and I'll see what can be done. But these 3 ways should be easily accessible for all.
Now time for the nominees ....
*cue music and Tony F. in a tux*
Welcome to the 1st annual Tony F. Thanksgiving Turkey Movie Awards . We will be honoring those who gave us some real turkeys this year as far as performances and movies go. Let's get with it!
Worst Movie of 2006
MIAMI VICE
NACHO LIBRE
JUST MY LUCK
FAILURE TO LAUNCH
CLICK
Other (Tell me what)
Worst Male Performance of 2006
Collin Ferrell in MIAMI VICE
Jack Black in NACHO LIBRE
Jimmy Buffett in HOOT
David Morrissey in BASIC INSTINCT 2
Brandon Routh in SUPERMAN RETURNS
Other (Tell me what)
Worst Female 
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Performance of 2006
Sarah Jessica Parker in FAILURE TO LAUNCH
Lindsay Lohan in JUST MY LUCK
Molly Sims in THE BENCHWARMERS
Scarlett Johansson in THE BLACK DAHLIA
Li Gong in MIAMI VICE
Other (Tell me what)
Worst Horror Movie of 2006 (Must be Rated R)
SAW 3
FINAL DESTINATION 3
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING
THE HILLS HAVE EYES
SILENT HILL
Other (Tell me what)
Worst Scream Queen of 2006
Shawnee Smith in SAW 3
Jordana Brewster in THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING
Mary Elizabeth Winstead in FINAL DESTINATION 3
Amber Tamblyn in The GRUDGE 2
Camilla Belle in WHEN A STRANGER CALLS
Other (Tell me What)
Worst Big Budget Movie of 2006
THE DA VINCI CODE
SUPERMAN RETURNS
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 3
X-MEN 3
MIAMI VICE
Other (Tell me What)
Worst Remake of 2006
WHEN A STRANGER CALLS
THE HILLS HAVE EYES
THE OMEN
The POSEIDON
THE SHAGGY DOG
Other (Tell me What)
Worst Teen Movie of 2006 (PG-13 rating and aimed at teens)
JUST MY LUCK
PULSE
JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE
NACHO LIBRE
SCARY MOVIE 4
Other (Tell me what)
Worst Indy Movie of 2006
RUNNING WITH SCISSORS
LONDON
WASSUP ROCKERS
TRUST THE MAN
LOVERBOY
Other (Tell me what)
Most Disappointing Movie of 2006
THE BLACK DAHLIA
SAW 3
MIAMI VICE
THE DA VINCI CODE
WORLD TRADE CENTER
Other (Tell me what)
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